Most town’s folk wonder what happened to their namesake and favorite son. We dropped in today and updated them on why Yahk is gone dark. Here is what we said:
1 ~ A dark on-line presence keeps potential Phillipino competitors away from his mining and coconut activities.
2 ~ Changing is name from Yahk to Yak saves any potential royalty suits.
3 ~ If he finally jumps off the golf ledge, he can slip back into town unrecognized.
They were pleased to hear he is still with us.